I Now Pronounce You, Nut And Bolt

While the female/male innuendo of the Nut And Bolt Wedding Rings keeps me thinking about the honeymoon, the idea behind the concept is a pretty cool one. Having a ring made of building hardware is something only a family of construction workers could use and not seem totally obscure.

The idea is a romantic one. Lovers becoming screwed together like some sort of exotic and incestuous brand of Siamese twins. It’s actually rather revolting. Though who will pay the doctor’s bill when one of you breaks their wrist when they forget they can’t move their arm a certain way when you’re screwed together? My money is on the nut. — Andrew Dobrow

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