“Come on, how can you be crying? They’re pretty much made out of air! Grow up, pussy! So… how was your first day of Kindergarten?”
I’ll feel so much better about beating my kids if I’m wearing these.
Humanely Beat Your Children With Inflatable Boxing Gloves
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