Greetings beloved GEARheads! The zombie apocalypse is near. Many a raving hobo have been telling me this over the years, and they can’t all be wrong. Just because they haven’t showered in nearly a decade doesn’t make them crazy. No, that’s the schizophrenia’s fault.
So my little love muffins, I want you to take a look to your left and leave us a comment about the tool of mass destruction you’ll be using to defend yourself once the zombie onslaught begins. Me? I’ll be using a stuffed purple monkey. Don’t ask. Anyway, leave a comment and I promise your life will be spared if I ever meet you as a zombie in some dark alley. I’ll settle for an Olfactory Bulb Omelette.
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September 10, 2010 11:52am
you’ve stuck me with two retractable badge reels I clipped the ends together with…
September 10, 2010 12:15pm
SCORE!! MY IPHONE IS RIGHT TO MY LEFT!!!! IM SURE THERES AN APP FOR THIIIISSS! ARGHHHHH OH SHIIIIIIIT>>>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
September 10, 2010 12:15pm
Garlic Sauce!
September 10, 2010 12:41pm
A vacuum cleaner or a small child, I assume the vacuum would be slightly more effective though.
September 10, 2010 12:57pm
god help me …an alarm clock
September 10, 2010 14:49pm
A door, or a poster of Jimmy Page. If I rotate my laptop about 30 degrees clockwise I do also open up the option of a foot-long, half-inch-thick pencil though.
September 10, 2010 18:08pm
Bubbles. I’m stuck with mickey mouse bubbles and a bubble wand. I’m a goner.
September 10, 2010 18:26pm
Lucky me… an AR15. It’s probably the best civilian weapon in a zombie Apocalypse.
September 10, 2010 19:22pm
Coconut Papaya Gel Hand Sanitizer.
Their eyes shall burn yet smell lovely! YARRRRRRRGH
September 10, 2010 20:25pm
A classic female handbag; large, heavy & full of malarky… of course as to whether I’d be able to reach any of that malarky before being overtaken by the hoardes is the question.
September 10, 2010 20:30pm
a morel orel dvd. including cardboard case for protection against blood spray.
September 11, 2010 4:58am
I got one of my two speaker, atop of it is some kind of relic my dad gave me when i was young, and under the speaker is the sound system central unit. There is also an inflatable bed and an alarm clock. What to choose?
September 11, 2010 4:59am
A pillow. You gotta be kidding me!
September 11, 2010 11:01am
dammit.
toilet paper.
September 12, 2010 17:20pm
an original Xbawx, I should be able to penetrate the skull with this baby.
September 13, 2010 5:56am
an empty beer bottle
September 13, 2010 6:02am
a red swingline stapler
September 13, 2010 11:48am
I’ve got my towel. The best weapon in the galaxy.
March 2, 2011 22:41pm
heheheh directly to me left is a wall…. and upon this wall rests a 7 foot long scythe, the pole is made of wood encased in aluminum for support and attached is a 36in tungston carbide blade.
and if you say thats cheating then i can go with the next thing. other side of my wall is the garrage and i just cheacked the thing directly oposite is a ronan pro chainsaw
i think im prepared lol
April 4, 2011 10:29am
Crap. A warm cup of tea. I’m screwed. But at least I shall go to the great beyond with my thirst suitably quenched.