How to Be Awesome

A ten-speed, skin-tight neon green shorts, orange socks and sunglasses complete with lanyard. Hark! The ingredients of awesome. And never, under any circumstances, underestimate the importance of a fanny pack. Where else are you going to store your pogs and Pixy Stix?

Let me tell you, if I had half of this kid’s awesome growing up, my life would have been completely different.


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  1. Ummmmm, what is that “Special Purpose” pointing to…..D:

  2. lol, the importance of a fanny pack should never ever be underestimated – I hear anybody sporting one nowadays get a prompt laying. Although, that might be leathering, actually.

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