Guitar Hero: On Tour for DS = Abortion Hero

The next time I see Peter Ha from CrunchGear (and I will soon), I’m punching him in the stomach. You know why? Because this video showcasing the latest Guitar Hero title for the Nintendo DS is just appalling. They hired a major movie announcer guy for the voiceover, some huge douche to play the role of a rock star and the game looks nearly impossible to play without looking like you’re retarded. Memorable quotes from the above video include: “Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle!” and “BRING IT ONNNN, BRING IT ONNNNN!” I really don’t see this game becoming a hit considering how weird the control scheme is. Oh, by the way game developers: You might want to quit using the DS microphone to blow out fires. It’s been overdone entirely too much at this point with several games.

I’m sorry, but if I have to watch this abortion of a promo video one more time, I think I’m going to be sick. This game is on-par with Beer Pong as far as I’m concerned. I’d embed the video but our WordPress is boinked at the moment. Hit the link below to check it out.

Link