What would any true knight be without a satisfactory time piece? Imagine showing up for a scheduled raid, but realizing that you’re centuries late! Well, that just can’t happen. The Catapult Watch by Backyard Artillery is a needed tool for any rampaging, raiding, rambunctious warrior itching for some pillaging.
This very special watch can shoot BBs, seeds, pop corn kennels, pebble stones, kidney stones and pretty much everything that can be used as a mini-projectile up to 8 feet. The Catapult Watch is a true sign of strength and will make your victims beg for mercy as you annoyingly flick small objects at them. Mwahhaha, revenge is sweet. Available now in black and silver for $49.
— Andrew Dobrow