Fake Spills Seat Saver tells audience thieves to scram

Remember the Blood Puddle Pillow? If you were ballsy enough to get your hands on one of those, you’ll probably love this. The Fake Spill Seat Saver is a prank-tastic way to make sure no asshole steals your seat when you get up to take a leak or get a soft pretzel.

If your one of those people who show up 6 hours early to secure a seat at an event, the seat saver will save you a lot of drama, and maybe even a few black eyes. Because no one wants to take a seat with ice scream poured all over it. Available now for between $4-$30, depending on how important the seat is for you. — Andrew Dobrow

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