Remember the Blood Puddle Pillow? If you were ballsy enough to get your hands on one of those, you’ll probably love this. The Fake Spill Seat Saver is a prank-tastic way to make sure no asshole steals your seat when you get up to take a leak or get a soft pretzel.

If your one of those people who show up 6 hours early to secure a seat at an event, the seat saver will save you a lot of drama, and maybe even a few black eyes. Because no one wants to take a seat with ice scream poured all over it. Available now for between $4-$30, depending on how important the seat is for you. — Andrew Dobrow

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