Not only are we tech-obsessed, but we also happen to be completely sex-obsessed as well. These anatomically correct mouse pads let your paws have access to a handful of naughty bits wherever you may roam.
Made of real silicon, you can nuzzle your arm between a voluptuous set of breasticles, or a bootyful amount of bootay.
 
— Andrew Dobrow
How do I get a boobyful mouse pad?
Google shows http://www.bustymousepads.com
the ones above were purchased at http://www.slicknicky.com