Eyelashes for Your Car

You have no idea the jealousy your car is capable of. About 80% of all car accidents are caused by your vehicles spite for the way you’ve been treating it. Sure, I’ll take you to get a manicure. Trip to the salon? Sure, no problem. No problem at all. Though I must say it’s funny how you have all this time to beautify yourself, but can’t take a few minutes out of your day to keep me clean or, dare I say, even offer me a thank you.

For your own good, your own safety, please spoil your car every once in a while. Whether it means allowing it to wear a mustache for a day, or if your car is a bit more feminine, even prettying it up with a pair of these Carlashes. If not for your car, do it for your family.

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