As long as you don’t mind dozens of eyes watching you shower, this Emoticon Shower Curtain is a hell of a way to geek up your bathroom a bit. Emoticons are becoming a new language all their own. Might as well brush up on your grammatical skills while you wash your balls nuts testicles hair.
Sorry to send you to Bed, Bath, and Beyond, which is admittedly, pretty lame, but that’s where you shall find this awesome curtain. And for $15.