Nobody wants to go out without some flair! And this guy will give you some sparks too! The Electric Bath Duck is the cute, not-so-cute bath toy for the envious of the dead. In other words, people who want to commit suicide and want the reaction to be “aww”. Just plug this little guy in and the laws of physics will finish the rest!
Before you start sending in angry e-mails, just remember this. We’re only the messenger and do not condone suicide in any shape or form. Although this would be the funniest way to do it. Oh and note, that 18 means only 18 and up can buy this product. Tough luck, kids (or get a fake ID). Or you could just shoot yourself of course. Nah, that’s boring. Yeah, just don’t do it. You’d be missing out on a lot of good blogging. File under: Morbid humor / Cruel and Unusual.
– Andrew Dobrow
February 12, 2008 10:37am
omg
ill use this way
thank u
May 27, 2008 13:05pm
that is sooo dumb!!!
July 24, 2008 19:53pm
An Emo’s best (and only) friend!
March 24, 2009 15:20pm
Where can I buy it ?
December 10, 2009 22:05pm
Where can i get it?
June 24, 2010 20:20pm
Is this product real or just a sick joke? If it is real who sell’s it? And how much is it?
September 16, 2010 14:25pm
i hate myself
January 14, 2011 15:02pm
I can think of a few who need a good “cleaning.” Makes the phrase “clean your clock” outdated.
July 15, 2011 17:36pm
Does the plug have a fuse fitted?
July 15, 2011 17:38pm
“BS 1363 plugs are required to carry a cartridge fuse. The fuse is manufactured to BS 1362 and are normally rated at 3, 5, 10, or 13 amperes. ”
It says on the packaging “UK plug standard”, so I guess it is fused, so won’t be much use as a suicide device.