Edgar Allan Bro

If Poe had lived in modern times, he so would have adopted the bro lifestyle. It just fits in with his party hardy lifestyle. Either that, or he would have been in a mental institution or rehab facility.

The Raven might have read instead “So this black bird was tapping on the door of my frat house when me and my brothers were chugging back a few brews, and I totally lit it on fire and farted on it! Yeaaaah, nevermore brah!”

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