March 6, 2015

Crazy Germans Invent Steel Velcro


I’m stickin’ to you, cuz I’m made out of STEEL mothafuckin’ VELCRO! NO, I did not change the words at all, I SWEAR. Look at this face? How can you not trust me? *pout* The Germans have gone and invented something that might change the way we look at Velcro sneakers. Their “Metaklett” is pretty much Velcro on steroids, a hook and loop material made of steal for optimal strength.

The steel Velcro could be used for holding together really big objects, including buildings and car parts. Not to mention, a new pair of steel Velcro shoes to match my helmet. No more tying, but still hardcore. Rock on.


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