- Space Invader Alarm Clock [SciFi] – A retro touch for nightmares of extraterrestrial abductions. Anal probe not included.
- Solar Powered Wheelchairs [Ecofriend] – For the much targeted “Eco-thinking amputee” demographic.
- The Bearded Cap [Core77] – A winter cap that makes you looks like you have a nice beard.*Insert Chuck Norris quip here.*
- Super Mario Galaxy Sells A Shitload [Kotaku] – A shitload = 500k copies in the first week. Warning: Not the scientific term.