Congrats! You Got Laid With A Robot


Finally, a self-proclaimed “perfect woman” robot. AI Robotics has created a fully functional robot woman who won’t get tired of your sloppiness, leave you for another man or stop giving head just because you got married. The robot’s name is LISA and she can cook, shop, clean, give back rubs, get naked, get dressed, suck a mean dick, recharge herself automatically and to top it all off: she’s got an IQ of 130. You’d be lucky to find an organic woman with an IQ of 130.

Sure, she has a creepy look to her, but when did that ever stop you from knocking boots with someone? You’ll get your chance to bang one come June 11.

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3 comments

sacha

May 27, 2008   13:01pm

can you really have sex with her?? or at least oral??

Stix

May 29, 2008   11:56am

I smell a rat..

Mafia

July 1, 2010   18:45pm

“You’d be lucky to find an organic woman with an IQ of 130.” Well, I seem to be a rarity, then, as my IQ is higher than the Lisa’s…

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