I might be at the mercy of a terrible pun here, but I really find the Binder Clip Handbag entertainly ironic. It's a handbag designed to replicate a piece of stationery and hand bag's aren't much use for 'stationary' people. Yes... you see what I did there? That's called magic.
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Batman Car Seat Wraps Your Toddler In The Dark Knight’s Cape
Being raised by wolves myself, I naturally felt a kinship with a superhero who spent a large majority of his time in a cave. My adopted wolf parents weren't too keen on my mental love affair with a "dirty bat." They forbade it. But a quick mention of "You're not my real Dad!" put them in their place
Read More »Geeky Bondage Toys Include A Lightsaber Whip and An NES Controller Paddle
For those of you who don't have to "Han Solo," if you know what I mean *wink, wink*, these geeky bondage toys are the perfect accessory to spice up the bedroom activities of any geeky couple. Bring out the gimp in your little environmental engineer.
Read More »Finger Tongs Allow You To Eat Wings Fearlessly
I never would have thought of this. Thank god there are people out there that use their brains for constructive purposes rather than simply using them to rant and rave on a geek blog.
Read More »Double Ear Earrings Let Me Ignore You Twice As Much
I've been called four-eyes before. But never four-ears.
Read More »Chainsaw Key Cover Is Not Very Good At Cutting Down Trees
Sure, the Chainsaw Key Cover doesn't fare well as a tool for lumberjacks, nor does it benefit a psycho, chainsaw killer. Unless your victim quietly waits as you slowly grind through their toes. "Come on, man. I don't have all day. I have an appointment with Jason Vorhees at 11."
Read More »Mazooka Marshmallow Bazooka Shoots Mallows 40 Feet
Are you ready for the most intense fluffernutter sandwiches you've ever tasted in your life? While marshmallow bazookas have been floating around since practically the moment marshmallows were invented, the Mazooka can launch a jumbo mallow 40 feet.
Read More »Simon Belt Buckle Is Completely Playable
You're not a child of the 80's if you didn't play Simon at some point in your childhood. The much-copied electronic memory game became the model of where toys were heading the next decade. And now you can wear it as a fashion accessory.
Read More »Doctor Who TARDIS Fridge Set
The Doctor Who TARDIS Fridge Set transforms your fridge into a fictional time machine, turning back time and making your leftovers fresh again. Goddamn! I love week-old casserole!
Read More »Snow Shoveling Shoes Turn Your Feet Into Mini-Snow Plows
Be you lazy, injured or amputated, basic chores become not so basic anymore. Shoveling snow is nearly impossible with only a pair of two inch nubs protruding from your torso. The Patrick Starfish jokes get old quick. And nub-slaps can only defend your honor so much.
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