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Look, I’ve talked about sneaking alcohol into concerts several times before. It’s something that we as men just have a natural need for when we’re rocking out and we’d like to save a buck while we’re at it. These beer pouches? Perfect for crotch stuffing. I bet you could cram a damn six-pack in between your ass cheeks no problem.


August 9, 2009 10:15am
That is pretty sweet. They also make wine powder now. I know because I like to get DRUNK.
September 8, 2009 23:38pm
@hangover cure:
best comment ever
September 9, 2009 1:44am
Isnt that what camel packs are for?
September 9, 2009 4:54am
Way to go.. Nice way to make alcohol abuse even easier.. I’m sure all those battered wives and beaten bloody children will thank you for your efforts.
September 9, 2009 10:10am
Where the hell can I purchase this?! PERFECT for drinking and driving bahaha!
September 9, 2009 23:00pm
I’m sure the women and children were asking for it.
September 11, 2009 14:27pm
I could totally turn one of those into a lotion bottle…. and then the security really wouldn’t catch on
Sneak in some vodka too!
September 11, 2009 16:54pm
@ravious:
Also a great way to responsibly enjoy an alcoholic beverage in places that normally forbid glass bottles.