The weather is beautiful and so is your significant other, but what about these links? Where will they go when the storm is over? Around your inbox, that’s where.

• Sirius stock is trading at 91 cents a share - get on it
• Can you name this mysterious communication device?
• Make a squirrel sandwich
• Don’t hate on Delorean!
• Steampunk Dildo
• An indispensable tip for Mac users
• A world tour of gumball machines
• Red Light, Green Light, Tell me when you’re ready to ride
• You are not going to get off on this kind of robot sex, trust me

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