No way is this chandelier at all related to anything involving Star Trek or any of its trademarks. And how can you tell? The title of this chandelier is simply the Star Ship. So OF COURSE there’s no relation. Any similarities in the two designs are a total coincidence.
This NON-Enterprise Chandelier can be yours for $189 and not a Federation credit penny less.
Even geeks can use a little cuteness in their life. That’s why we couldn’t resist forcing these adorable meerkats into your eye holes. These little guys just can’t stay awake. If narcolepsy exists in the wild, these guys are just about due for a sleep study.
I’m not much of a sports guy so as you can imagine, I don’t go to many sporting events. But when I do, I always need to get me some of those tacky souvenirs. Though next time I think I’ll bring my own.
This excellent Live Long & Prosper foam hand lets your favorite team know you’re routing for them from that deepest point in your heart, usually reserved for Star Trek devotion.
Just as they say “live by the sword, die by the sword,” the same goes for geeks. Mr. Alan here was such a fan of his Sun SPARCstation that his ashes were placed inside of one (a SPARCstation in pristine condition I might add), complete with a name plate decked out with a quote from what other show then, you guessed it, Star Trek. Mr. Larry Ellison could not be more mortified honored.
As long as he wasn’t placed in a creepy life-like image of himself, that’s fine with me.
Forget Mike, I wanna be like Spock. And this Star Trek Tricorder replica gives me that extra step towards my goal. Now all I need are a pair of those pointy ears.
Does are Earth really contain intelligent lifeforms? I’ll let you know once ThinkGeek gets this shipped out to me.
If you’ve been following Starfleet for decades, chances are that you prefer the old, Shatner stuff to all of this Next Generation crappola. And that’s totally fair. We hear ya!
This retro Star Trek iPhone case honors the olden days of the Star Trek from yore. Emblazoned in what we like to call “Captain Kirk Gold” colored felt, the two layers of stitching help protect your phone from any dings or scratches. Grab your own for $20.
Insanely awesome Craftster user Rinnial handmade this insanely awesome Starfleet uniform (circa 2366-2372 class A uniform) for her toddler daughter to wear this Halloween.
My kid would be wearing this all year round, whether they liked it or not. I’m the parent, I know best, now shut up and let the Tribble out for a walk before it shits all over our handmade rug.
Shipped directly from the Jawa of Tatooine, this Sandcrawler USB Flash Drive is the only suitable place to store images of your favorite droids.
Unlike the Jawa, you’ll not likely be selling your droid images to isolated farmers of the desert planet, but you will have one kick-ass storage port.
Sure, it lets you save some data (16GB actually), but what the hell is the point? We do all the work?
You know, I heard fanning yourself actually makes you hotter because you exert more energy moving your arm than the movement provides air. So not only is this pointless, but it’s harmful. But hey… USB! Give yourself heat exhaustion for the low, low price of $297. Or you can, you know, go run a marathon without drinking water and save yourself some dough.
