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From the maker of Baconnaise and Bacon Salt, we introduce Mmmvelopes, the first bacon-flavored envelope.

I’m not sure the what the ratio is between postal workers and postal workers who would eat anything bacon-flavored, but even psycho gun-wielding mailmen gotta love their bacon. Just look at Newman for Christ’s sake. You know he’s enjoyed a few pounds of bacon in his lifetime. If you have no intention of your letter ever reaching its destination, these Mmmvelopes are likely the sending receptical you want to use.

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It’s a lampshade, made out of friggen’ bacon. You got a problem with that? Take it up with PETA. If you’re anything like us, this shade would already be half-eaten, with the other half just about ready to slide down our greedy gullets.

Wait a second… was that bacon raw….. ? Oh well… om nom nom. If you don’t like bacon I don’t even know what to say to you. Even pigs love bacon.

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Never find yourself without a way to blow bubbles in your drink again. This chair is made entirely out of drinking straws, meticulously glued together to form a unique piece of furniture.

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Everyday, thousands of street lights are orphaned, sent to the junk yard to rot, with no one to maintain their slowly rusting bodies, their LED and solar brethren slowly taking their place. Please, help save these helpless street lights and adopt one for your own personal use.

These Street Light Floor Lamps use re-appropriated street lights to create a unique lamp for your home while saving the life of a helpless public servant. Every time you ignore a street light a kitty dies.

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Yo, dawg, your music is da bomb-diggity. You wanted bass that really exploded?

This decommissioned grenade has been de-bombed and MP3-activated, replacing its innards with portable media hardware and replacing the safety clip with a headphone jack.

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These damn blood suckers just don’t stop. I get it, you want to make sweet love to my jugular. Get on with it then.

Not the type to put a lot of effort into your Halloween costume? Tie the Insta-Face Bandana across your mug. Instant disguise.

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Are you in possession of a real bombshell bit of data? I mean, a piece of information that is so explosive that it’s bound to blow the lid off a typical USB drive. The USB Hand Grenade Flash Drive might be the only peripheral that can handle the explosive data without self-destructing.

Brando offers these awesome USB Hand Grenades, offering storage capability of between 2 GB and 8 GB, depending on your data needs and the dough your willing to dole out, between $19 and $33. Available in black, orange, white and blue, the USB Hand Grenade actually looks pretty realistic.

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Tonight, when you sit down for your nightly glass of fresh human blood, please remember to follow the rules of basic vampire hygiene. Nobody likes to walk in to a musky study to find a man with a blood mustache. It just wouldn’t be fair to any visitors.

The Blood Mustache t-shirt illustrates the ugly result of forgetting a napkin as you sip away at your latest kill. Please, for the love of Satan, drink safely and always have a designated slayer.

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These Moscow-made ornaments are a true commendation for the power of steampunk and what exactly the style can do to a boring setting in need of a fresh start.

These pieces of Steampunk Tableware, mostly salt and pepper shaker holders, lamps and an ashtray or two, would be the centerpiece of almost any situation.

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The Slinky, being one of the most popular toys of the 20th century, can hardly just walk down any public street like any other run of the mill toy. Poor Slinky would be mobbed by adoring fans.

In an attempt to live a half normal life, the Slinky as been forced to disguise itself as a light fixture. See what you people have done? The Slinky Light is pretty much a normal slinky, attached end to end, with an upside down uplighter bulb thrown in-between.

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