“Come on, how can you be crying? They’re pretty much made out of air! Grow up, pussy! So… how was your first day of Kindergarten?”
I’ll feel so much better about beating my kids if I’m wearing these.
Australian dairy cows are in a panic after learning of several Milk Crate Men roaming the city of Melbourne. These Crate Men are considered armed (in fact they have two of them) and dangerous (at least if you’re lactose intolerant).
If you see one of these Crate Men please heed caution and keep your Oreos hidden.
I’ve been on Weight Watchers for about six months now and I’ve found the most difficult part of the diet is accurately measuring out the amount of food I should be eating. It’s not even that I don’t have the proper equipment (which I don’t), but I just don’t have the time. It really does make a dent.
These Measure Up Bowls are absolutely perfect for anyone who is trying to watch their portions and make Weight Watchers a breeze. Measurements are included right inside of the bowl. Such a time saver. Not to mention, less dishes.
This disembodied cow (sorry Muslim Hindu readers) has been stuffed with computer parts, making it one of the more bizarre case mods we have ever seen. Included is a mini ITX motherboard, 20GB hard drive, 256MB DIMM RAM, Combo Drive CD R/RW DVD and an integrated 200-watt PW120 power supply.
Milk sold separately.
This Popcorn Basketball Bowl is specifically designed for the sportsman. The armchair sportsman that is.
With a little nook for your remote and an icy brew, this massive six quart bowl features a special spoon on one side which catapults the kernels towards the popcorn basket on the other side. $25 for sports snacking awesomeness.
Whether it’s a Oscar-winning picture featuring Sean Penn, the stuff you put in your cereal or the cream in your wife’s breasts, one thing is for sure: MILK rules. Especially when it’s being poured from a piece of literal packaging.
There really is no reason to cry over the Spilt Milk Cereal Bowl. And there’s a good reason why there isn’t. While it might look like a traumatic mess is about to unfold, the bowl is no more likely to cause a mess then any other bowl, unless a child or senior happens to be using it. Because then, you could expect something closer to the result of too much fruit mixed with a nasty case of irritable bowel syndrome. Example? That kid in the photo is clearly two seconds away from pouring that shit all over your brand new shoes. Then it’s time for daddy to knock out the other teeth.
So while it’s designed to resemble an “accident in progress,” you’re much more likely to have an accident in your pants after realizing how amazingly cool this bowl’s design actually is. Perpetual Kid will offer the bowl to the humble public in mid-April for $13.99. Much cheaper than the bowls we are used too, which happen to not be laced with any hallucinogens of any kind. Now would you please put out the fire in your hair, it’s giving the pink elephants stuffy noses.
I threw my back out this morning. I shall be cured through the power of cereal and fresh links!
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I suppose kids would generally enjoy this more than adults but I sure as hell love the idea that this bowl is running with. The S.O.S. bowl features half of a plane or ship molded to the bottom of the bowl so that when you pour your cereal or soup in, it gives off the illusion of a sinking ship. Pretty clever, eh?
