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What if I told you ladies that for less than $30 you could return to the days of virginity. I know, I know, you haven’t had our hymen since that vag-to-bike-seat incident on your 11th birthday, so it all seems very new, but never fear, it apparently only takes 20 minutes to reinstall your virginity.
A few politicians in Egypt even want the artificial hymen banned to ward off any hooker sluts from faking their virginity on their wedding day. Just let it be known, if you’ve already popped out a few kids and expect to be transformed into the tight minx you were in your youth, that’s not happening. This thing is going to be AMAZING for the porn industry.
