The Needle and the Damage Done: How to Combat Knitter’s Block

It happens even to the finest of us crafters. One day you’ll be on a roll, knitting a scarf for your daughter in only a few hours, whipping out a quick pair of socks for your son-in-law’s birthday. And in the next moment, disaster strikes – it’s knitter’s block, and it’s here to stay. But don’t go switching on that Matlock marathon just yet! There are ways to combat the affliction. And the Gearfuse Knitting Circle is here to help... Continue reading

Incognito Iris Goes Undercover on the Internet’s Chatroulette Website

Our very own knitting queen Incognito Iris went undercover on the Internet’s Chatroulette.com webpage. Disguised as an everyday teenaged girl, Iris took to the “world wide web” to investigate what the allure of the Internet is to the youth of the world, the future generation of Gearfuse Knitting Circle members! As you can see from the above photograph, the youngin’ was thoroughly fooled by her disguise! While the Gearfuse Knitting Circle is yet to receive comment from Iris about what exactly she... Continue reading

Gearfuse Knitting Circle to Integrate “Cellular Telephone” Technology

All of this talk about technology and the “cellular telephone” might seem scary at first, but the Gearfuse Knitting Circle is dedicated to providing our members with the finest in cutting edge knitting technology. So what is all of this talk about this newfangled mobile telephone device? Many of your grandchildren might already be using one! Starting in 2011, the Gearfuse Knitting Circle will begin rolling out our brand new cellular telephone integration, which will include SMS (sort of like... Continue reading

We Surprised Janice With a New Set of Knitting Supplies!

As you might already know, the Gearfuse Knitting Circle has been surprising one lucky member monthly with a complete new set of premium knitting supplies and sundries. This month’s lucky winner was none other than Janice Clovefield! Congratulations Janice! We hope you enjoy your new goodies! Could next month’s winner be you?

Gearfuse Knitting Circle Newsletter #34, Vol. 2

The Gearfuse Knitting Circle is proud to welcome a new member to our renowned crafting community. Welcome Doris Hendrickson. We’re all looking forward to your future projects, particularly those darling booties you’re making for little Jeffy! News from the Needle Mrs. Margery Washburn won third prize at the annual Fleming Quilting Society meet for her cutting-edge and innovative quilting patterns. Mr. Washburn congratulated her with a quick kiss to the cheek. Oh, you can just imagine how her face reddened! We’re sad to announce that Mrs.... Continue reading