This is what happens when “Finish Him!” becomes “Finish Your Dinner!” Fatalities meet hospitality with what I’ve decided to call the “Moral” Kombat shirt design. I have no idea what the actual title is, and frankly don’t care. Whatever it is I’m confident my title is better. Oh, Raiden, you’re such a gentleman! I wonder if Sub-Zero is going to spend the night. After being wined and dined, even the most cold-hearted (pun intended) of mutant ninjas must feel a rustling in... Continue reading

Cower in fear mere mortal droplets of precipitation. Hark, your arch-nemesis has arrived. The Broadsword Umbrella protects any noble knight from their moist destiny. The clouds shall not unleash their condensed wrath without a fight. The Broadsword Umbrella goes perfect with any gentlemanly attire, but it probably looks pretty cool in the nude too. Get your very own for $39.99.

You see that lol in Trololo? That’s no accident. Check out this resident LOLCat singing along to Trololo as it gets its back rubbed. The kitty just can’t hold it back! When memes collide it’s all over. There’s no resisting it. Don’t even try. Link

If we’re ever going to have equal rights for our pets, we need to allow them to have the same access to fart apps that we have. Or at least a dog-friendly alternative. Anything less is just unfair and should be considered cruelty. The fluffy iBone iPhone dog toy gives your beloved pet a way to call home if they’re going to be out late for a long night of doggy lovin’. You already dress your dog in the finest duds,... Continue reading

Wow, Beldar Conehead has really let himself go. In this exceedingly creepy Photoshop job by DeviantArt user Brushcommander, Patrick Star from SpongeBob Squarepants comes alive, if that’s what you call this. Reality really is scarier than fiction sometimes. Link [via]

It’s funny cuz it’s true. I’m a Chrome user myself. Pretty much exclusively for the past six months or so. And while it’s very speedy, it does have some buggy issues. Particularly the Mac beta. But I’ll throw them a bone here and give ‘em the old Gearfuse stamp of approval. Link

Catch a wave, I will. Check out this creatively geeky sculpture mashing up the universal symbol for “surf’s up!” with Yoda’s oblong head. This might just be an image I’ll never be able to unsee. Link [via]

This girl has got some serious skills. YouTube user applegirl002 uses a rig affixed with a trio of iPhones to produce her own cover version of Beyonce’s “Irreplaceable.” And she does a damn fine job. I was certainly not expecting the lyrics to be so accent-free after watching the introduction. And damn, for a small girl, she’s got some lungs! You’re going places, chica. Link

Back in November of 2009 we posted a series of photos depicting the very secret lives of Stormtroopers. How exactly does the great white menace spend their off-duty time? The answer appeared to be spending a lot of time in each other’s arms and painting nude portraits of each other. This edition of The Secret Lives of Stormtroopers unveils their methods of hygiene, time-travel and their eating habits, and as expected, they’re still on the prowl for those damn “droids they... Continue reading

With Summer just around the bend, it’s that time of the year again. Time to start BBQ planning. This year, we’re going for a fantasy-theme. But what should we serve with our centaur burgers? Unicorn on the Cob, of course. Shove the horn right into the core of the cob and chomp away. If you’re too cheap to splurge on the $7.99 set of of Uni-Corn Corn Holders, you can always just use your Unikeys. Just make sure you don’t... Continue reading