You are sure to have a friend who is very protective of their car. Maybe you are that person. Either way, you know that look that means “Lay a finger on the hood and I’ll shove a jack up your ass.” Much like a real life Bubble Boy, the CarCapsule domes your vehicle in an anti-static and flame retardant layer of clear vinyl. You simply park your car on the CarCapsule base, zip the clear vinyl up and around your... Continue reading

If you’re a smoker, you know that smoking outside in the winter is a very unpleasant experience. If you smoke gloveless, your hands feel like they are freezing over. If you smoke with gloves, your hands are warm, but holding the cigarette becomes an obstacle. These Smoking Mittens make polluting your lungs an easier experience. Where I live, smoking is banned indoors unless you’re in a privately owned home. Which means lots of outside exposure to the elements. The Smoking... Continue reading

What would you say if we told you that scientists believe that future nanobots might be powered by the energetic little baby makers which live in the darkness of your scrotum? In fact, researchers have issued a preliminary report that states that sperm might be the perfect fuel to light a fire in the asses of nanobots. A research project revealed that a solution for fueling the multitudes of nanobots that are sure to be used in the future, could... Continue reading

From where else could a gadget like this exist, but Japan. This finger massager looks great for relieving those aches and pains caused by excessive text messaging, which I’ll be the first to admit, plagues my ligaments of steel at times. The finger massager uses Germanium, which heats up the device when it is in use for a warm sensation. While we’re not to sure whether you can even find one of these in the states, I wish I would... Continue reading

Even if your parents were smarter than mine, and actually told you that the Easter Bunny didn’t actually exist, instead of letting you find out at the age of 20 from your girlfriend, the Easter spirit is still a strong one in the mind’s of adults. This USB Egg Cluster is a cool holiday-themed decoration for making your house filled with shouts of celebration for the death of Jesus. The Cluster ships with a set of 8 LED-illuminated colored eggs,... Continue reading

We understand that Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton are all above the legal age of consent. Well, a decent amount above the legal age. But it is women like this that middle aged men fantasize about. Which makes them jailbait in our minds. Aside from the creepiness, Think has released a set of skateboard decks inscribed with the images of the three starlets. Each deck sports the quote “If only I could… ‘Think’”, which we suppose isn’t a... Continue reading

After a long day of work, couples like to hibernate in their dens of love, entwined in their lover’s embrace. Though a problem often arises. Where the hell do I put this arm? One arm always winds up uncomfortably contorted under your body, with dreams of amputation drifting through your brain. The Love Mattress solves this problem by adding in clever slits to the mattress, allowing excess limbs to slip between one of the joined foam slits which make up... Continue reading