Pool noodles are synonymous with summer. In fact, we can’t recall any other use that pool noodles have ever been used for. All we remember are memories from our youth in which we would be chasing after our younger siblings and friends with the noodle between our legs, threatening to smack them with our phallus. Though we now see it as used for productively than simply a scare tactic device. The Pasta Chair integrates the comfort of long tubes into... Continue reading

Don’t be offended by our title, please. What we say is a scientific fact. Asses smell. Period. Ha, that’s three “periods” in a row. The Self Deodorizing Toilet Seat is a patent-pending 4-stage deodorizing system which is geared towards relieving you, your family, and house guests of the stench that might be lingering from the toilets last use. The Breeza seat is set-up to easily replace your current toilet seat, with an estimated installation time of only about 15 minutes.... Continue reading

How do you feel when you need to take a note down, but realize that you left your notepad at home? A pen doesn’t do much without paper. The Memo Pen combines the two into an inseparable hybrid of productivity. The Memo Pen is a standard-sized pen with a 2-foot by 2″ rolled-up piece paper in its tubing which dispenses much like a paper towel dispenser in a public restroom. One concern is that it might be pretty hard to... Continue reading

As if you are not sick of Samsung’s propaganda in real life yet, the company is opening an island on the online virtual space Second Life to promote their phones. And since Samsung was trying to tell us how thin those phones they developed with Softbank were, they got this phone-raining effect on. If you would like to use these cool looking phones in Second Life, you would need to answer some of the easy questions… in Japanese. Well, at... Continue reading

Though GTA IV might be causing more controversy since the release of its trailer than the other games in the all-around controversial Grand Theft Auto series, the buzz around the game might even overwhelm the political backlash. These scanned photos from the newest Game Informer magazine reveal a little more detail about the game and its pretty incredible graphics. The shot shown above is a great example of the realism the game offers, which we’re pretty sure is the reason... Continue reading

Do you have a plump hamster? It’s time to get its fat ass out of the cage and onto the USB Hamster Wheel. The Wheel spins faster and faster depending on the speed you are typing. We don’t think it was made to be used with a real hamster, as it includes a fake stuffed rodent, but it can surely be hacked for exercise goodness. Sure, it might be a little cruel to force your animal into working out, but... Continue reading

Some geek out there really doesn’t want us to buy an Xbox 360, and they aren’t afraid to throw it in our faces either. While one of the game store owners was distracted, over-zealous gamer Dustin Wilson took a white marker and wrote the words “Buy a Wii instead!” on the three Xbox display boxes in the window of the store. The antic is an entry to the EvWiiWhere Challenge, a contest for Wii fans to show the word Wii... Continue reading

If pictures of ravaged, dismantled gadgets makes you feel squeamish, you might want to go to another, more tame post. This poor SD card was ravaged by the owners dog after it was spooked by a pet parrot flying out of its cage. In a disastorous turn of events, the owners SD Card fell to the ground, at which time the suspected dog ripped it to shreds. The dog was promptly beat. Funeral services will be held later in the... Continue reading

The Mirror Image Digital Clock might help you “reflect” on time you could of spent doing something else. Hardy har! Puns are funny. The Clock has an inverted readout on its base which then reflects into readable numbers using a mirror to project a mirror image. Because of its slightly bent face, which points downwards to the inverted numbers, the mirrored surface acts as a unique messenger boy for your LED numbers. We don’t know how easy this would be... Continue reading

We’ve seen some useless USB hubs in our day, but this just takes the cake whole bakery. The USB Tape Dispenser is, well, a Tape Dispenser with a few extra USB ports added on. Just wait until poor, old Milton from Office Space gets his hands on this. He’ll forget all about his stapler. The USB Tape Dispenser comes with one port on front and three on the back, and should be a real thrill to all tape dispenser nuts... Continue reading