If the Castle level of Super Mario Bros. sounded like this I might not mute my TV whenever I reached this point in the game. Something about the original castle theme just irritated the hell out of me. That’s probably why it never reached the same iconic level as the other levels themes.
Props to the band Nylithia for the awesome death metal rendition. We really need a mod for this, so developers, get on it.
If you don’t think your neighbors would think too kindly of your having a live-in robot posing a wine rack, no worries. This Robot Wine Rack ships with an incognito mustache. Guests will wonder who your new debonair house guest is. Just tell them its your little secret. Of course, the mustache is purely optional, but why not? Lacking a mustache when there’s one available should be a crime.
Mormons beware. These sheets are not for the modest. These Cheeky Duvet Sheets reveal everything but the naughty-bits. I might as well just sleep under cellophane wrap since I sleep in the nude anyway. It’d be sort of like hiding a robbery by murdering the gas station attendant. Doesn’t make much sense. Now… if you REALLY wanna bare it all…
Two Simpsons posts in one day? Insanity! Pure insanity! Them Gearfuse boys must be Simpsons crazy. We are indeed. There wasn’t much we could do after we saw this Simpsons nail art. What choice did we have other than to post it up? So, yeah, if The Simpsons are your mortal enemy, we’re sorry, but you’ll still have to deal with it.
Looking for that perfect accessory to accompany your Polaroid Pendant? Straight from the depths of Etsy comes this awesome Polaroid “Good Time” ring which constantly reminds us of our instant photography past. Before the time of point-and-shoot and easy preview LCD’s there was only the Polaroid.
Replace the image with any graphic you desire. The seller has chosen a sheep-goat-cow-ram thingy for posterity reasons. What sort of friggen’ animal is that anyway?
Some might say Pac-Man is making a comeback, I say he never left.
Fill your mug with your favorite heated beverage and watch as the answers to the mysterious of life are revealed. At least with the Pac-Man Mug you won’t be destroying the environment or even worse, looking like some cocoa-toting grandmother.
From the maker of Baconnaise and Bacon Salt, we introduce Mmmvelopes, the first bacon-flavored envelope.
I’m not sure the what the ratio is between postal workers and postal workers who would eat anything bacon-flavored, but even psycho gun-wielding mailmen gotta love their bacon. Just look at Newman for Christ’s sake. You know he’s enjoyed a few pounds of bacon in his lifetime. If you have no intention of your letter ever reaching its destination, these Mmmvelopes are likely the sending receptical you want to use.
A crazy Simpsons fanatic has created this amazing full-scale clone of the Simpsons’ home. Located in Henderson, Nevada, the Simpsons house is painted to resemble the bright colored, cartoony animation used in the show.
Just as I always wondered what my favorite mustachioed people of history looked like without their trademark facial hair, I’ve equally wondered what some of my favorite film and game characters would look like with added beards. It’s a thought that has plagued my dreams for years, but having no talent for art myself, and having no magical beard growing powers, there was nothing I could do. Thankfully, someone with a little talent had the same thought.
Croatian illustrator Vanja Mrgan had a few questions of his own concerning beards and famous faces. The result are a set of geeky illustrations which will rock your beard-loving universe.
Have you held off from buying a cat because you don’t know where you’d be able to fit one in with all of those damn gold bars you have piled around your home? Cats4Gold is the service for you. Melting down your gold into 100% pure feline. They can haz ur gold?
