Monday , 29 September 2014

Orbitwheel Portable Transportation: Dear God, Please Break My Neck

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Orbitwheel is basically like that game where children pull on either side of a poultry wishbone until it snaps, except using the human pelvis. Orbitwheel is a portable transportation device, designed to combine the fun of skateboarding and inline skating. The company flaunts its large wheel radius and easily portable size. Well which one is it, Orbitwheel? Large or portable? Make up ... Read More »

The Six Mile Pencil: Writing For The Distance

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If you’ve ever been formally educated (which I assume you have, since you’re reading this article and not awaiting the next scheduled food ration air drop while you swat the flies away from your nipples. Flies love nipples,) then you are fully aware of the hours and hours and hours of time you’ve wasted scribbling useless knowledge, and wasting precious granite, using pencils ... Read More »

Narwhal Slippers: Unicorn of the Sea

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Have you ever ridden a unicorn? Liar! Don’t even look at me. Go to your room. Narwhals, the unicorns of the sea. Except narwhals actually exist. And can totally be mounted if you don’t mind an agonizing death. So worth it. I enjoy a pair of Narwhal slippers as much as the next guy. But these. These are a unicorn of a ... Read More »

Flux Capacitor USB Car Charger

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You will never own a DeLorean. I admit, that’s a bold statement, and assumes a lot about Our Dear Reader. But for 99% of you, at the very very least, this is a completely accurate statement.  As much as I’d love to bestow upon you the divine luck of extreme wealth and good luck (because really, how many Back to the ... Read More »

A Suitcase That Weighs Itself

I don’t travel all that much. But I pretend I do often enough. Whether I’m trying to seem impressive at a social soiree or name dropping remote islands that don’t even exist on a first date, my outward portrayal of myself is quite the seasoned globe trekker. Consider this my confession for the week, Father James. I’m low on gas ... Read More »

The Surreal Side of the iPhone 6 Plus ‘Bendgate’

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While reports are floating in that the iPhone 6 Plus so-called ‘Bendgate’ isn’t the catastrophe that the media was originally assuming it to be, I ponder a simple question. What if…. this were all intentional? Bare with me for a second, dammit! Wouldn’t you take the chance to completely screw up the launch of the fastest selling phone in history for the ... Read More »

BYOD: Providing Guidelines and Information to Employees is Key to Security

BYOD: Providing guidelines and information to employees is key to security

The concept of BYOD – bring your own device – is extremely appealing to employers and employees alike. There are a number of key advantages that can be gained through encouraging staff members to bring their own devices into the office – but what? Efficiency Reports suggest that there is a significant increase in the efficiency of the workforce and ... Read More »

5 Must Have Electronics When You Are Traveling

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Before the turn of the 20th century, the only thing with a plug in my luggage was a hair dryer. Today, it’s almost impossible for anyone to leave home without a pile of gadgets with their matching cords weighing down a carryon. Unfortunately, while its a good idea to carry all your electronic gadgets including backups, airlines impose weight limits. ... Read More »

Why BMW is Cut from a Different Cloth

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There is a certain level of prestige that comes with owning a BMW. Everyone recognizes the name and the logo no matter where you go in the world. And there’s a reason for that. BMW has been making quality cars and parts for nearly 90 years. Driving a BMW down the road lets others know that you understand the class, ... Read More »

Best Bet for IT Certification Preparation: The 17 Best

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Several factors determine whether or not you achieve success in IT certification exams. Key among those factors is how you go about preparing for the certification exams. This is because the exams are basically designed to test whether or not you are adequately prepared. The vendors who issue these certifications can’t afford to issue them to people who are not ... Read More »